Nobody

Nobody

Nobody loves me,
Nobody cares,
Nobody picks me peaches and pears.
Nobody offers me candy and Cokes,
Nobody listens and laughs at my jokes.
Nobody helps when I get in a fight,
Nobody does all my homework at night.
Nobody misses me,
Nobody cries,
Nobody thinks I’m a wonderful guy.
So if you ask me who’s my best friend, in a whiz,
I’ll stand up and tell you that Nobody is.
But yesterday night I got quite a scare,
I woke up and Nobody just wasn’t there.
I called out and reached out for Nobody’s hand,
In the darkness where Nobody usually stands.
Then I poked through the house, in each cranny and nook,
But I found somebody each place that I looked.
I searched till I’m tired, and now with the dawn,
There’s no doubt about it —
Nobody’s gone!

~ Shel Silverstein

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Around Us

Around Us

We need some pines to assuage the darkness
when it blankets the mind,
we need a silvery stream that banks as smoothly
as a plane’s wing, and a worn bed of
needles to pad the rumble that fills the mind,
and a blur or two of a wild thing
that sees and is not seen. We need these things
between appointments, after work,
and, if we keep them, then someone someday,
lying down after a walk
and supper, with the fire hole wet down,
the whole night sky set at a particular
time, without numbers or hours, will cause
a little sound of thanks-a zipper or a snap-
to close round the moment and the thought
of whatever good we did.

~ Marvin Bell

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Honorable Mentions in Original Composition

Summer vacation
Eight weeks of silent freedom
September scares me

~ Shannon Proctor

Got a whiff of dead skunk on the highway,
Its aroma brought tears to my eyes,
Nothing like daisies, hyacinths or roses,
More like my dog’s dirty toes-es

~ Ann M. Campbell

I think in couplets that all rhyme
but speak
in ever lasting and over chatty prose.

~ Jim Greene

Three by Matthew Morrison:

Roses are red.
Violets are purple.
Bad poetry is like
A twisted nurple.

*

Last day to be a bad poet.
Got to write the thing and show it.
Rhyme or free verse
As long as its worse.
This one is and you know it.

*

Oh, my aching head
Wanna go back to bed.
Don’t know what to write
But I try despite
My head is foggy
As I listen to a panting doggy.
A few words do come
So I jot down some.
Then the brain goes numb
And I feel so dumb.
So I just end the poem.

And the last honorable mention which one of our judges felt should be an illustrated children’s book:

Last Clown Out

Bungles was trapped on the floor under the middle back seat,

pinned beneath gigantic shoes holding average sized feet.

It was hot in the car, where the sweaty clowns did sit,

Bungles thought it smelled funny, but he did not laugh one bit.

The car circled again around the big circus ring,

plucky music played as they did their thing.

The car screeched to a stop with a honk and a shout,

at last the doors opened and they could now file out.

First Binky and Bongo were the first ones to go,

with the space they created, Bungles could now wiggle his nose.

Knuckles and Wongo went next, Wongo gave his big stupid grin,

when Scoots stepped out next, Bungles could finally breath in.

Cratchy followed Giggles, dressed as a bride and groom, newly wed,

but Bungles would not giggle while someone still sat on his head.

Pookie was dressed as a ballerina, dancing with grace,

of course, Bungles did not see this, as he could not move his face.

Rocco and Squeak leapt out and did cartwheels, the crowd enthralled at their charm,

when Muckalbee parted, Bungles at last freed his right arm.

Hugo and Winkle, Dandy and Mel,

Goopy and Taffney, Happy and Swell.

The crowd laughed at their numbers, departing their ride,

but it was never that funny, for those still trapped inside.

Bungles kept waiting for their numbers to fade,

and he contemplated his career path and the choices he’d made.

But then the seats became clearer and the air not so bad,

out waddled the fattest clown, Magoogoo the Mad.

“Better move out!” said the clown driver, putting out his cigar,

then he turned away and exited the car.

Bungles at last made his departure from that small, gloomy shroud,

and was basked in bright lights and the roar of the crowd.

He was then smacked with a pie and hit with a flower’s seltzer spray,

he felt a kick in his pants and on the ground he did lay.

Mocked, wounded and shamed, his buttocks did throb,

Bungles thought, “I think I’ll become a human cannonball. That’s a much better job.”

~ Chris Morrison

 

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Honorable Mentions in Existing Poems

Wendy Bousfield also found us Suppose & Ulalume …

Suppose

Suppose, my little lady,
      Your doll should break her head,
Could you make it whole by crying
      Till your eyes and nose are red?
And would n’t it be pleasanter
      To treat it as a joke;
And say you ’re glad “’T was Dolly’s
      And not your head that broke?”
Suppose you ’re dressed for walking,
      And the rain comes pouring down,
Will it clear off any sooner
      Because you scold and frown?
And would n’t it be nicer
      For you to smile than pout,
And so make sunshine in the house
      When there is none without?
Suppose your task, my little man,
      Is very hard to get,
Will it make it any easier
      For you to sit and fret?
And would n’t it be wiser
      Than waiting like a dunce,
To go to work in earnest
      And learn the thing at once?
Suppose that some boys have a horse,
      And some a coach and pair,
Will it tire you less while walking
      To say, “It is n’t fair?”
And would n’t it be nobler
      To keep your temper sweet,
And in your heart be thankful
      You can walk upon your feet?
And suppose the world don’t please you,
      Nor the way some people do,
Do you think the whole creation
      Will be altered just for you?
And is n’t it, my boy or girl,
      The wisest, bravest plan,
Whatever comes, or does n’t come,
      To do the best you can?
(Phoebe Carey (1824-1871) was a Cincinnati poet.  She and her sister published Poems of Alice and Phoebe Cary in 1848,  Even allowing for more didactic taste in children’s poetry in 19th century, “Suppose” is over-the-top saccharin! ~ Wendy Bousfield)

Ulalume
Said we, then—the two, then—”Ah, can it 
      Have been that the woodlandish ghouls— 
      The pitiful, the merciful ghouls— 
To bar up our way and to ban it 
      From the secret that lies in these wolds— 
      From the thing that lies hidden in these wolds— 
Had drawn up the spectre of a planet 
      From the limbo of lunary souls— 
This sinfully scintillant planet 
      From the Hell of the planetary souls?” 
~ Edgar Allan Poe
(Note from Wendy:
It’s possible for a glorious poem to include atrocious writing.  Poe’s “Ulalume” is one of my favorite poems in the English language.  However, the last stanza is Poe’s worst writing that I know.  If only he had had the sense to end with the wonderful stanza immediately preceding!)

Dear Donald Trump,

Roses are red,

Like, so red.

So red, you won’t even believe that

they’re real roses.

Trust me, I know roses.

And these roses are red.

 

by Adam Chase & Jamie Large (and contributed by Ann Campbell)

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The Runners Up!

The contests were super close so, in the category of original poem:

Toadstools
They sit on things and make them rot
I like to kick them quite a lot
Don’t mistake them for mushrooms
They’re different you know
Although they both taste bad
Although they both grow
Mushrooms are in a higher demand
While toadstools are spread
Throughout the vast land.
~ Nancy Dudley (1965)
And in the category of existing poetry was an anonymous poem promoted by Ann Campbell:
Subway Haiku
An afternoon bite,
ham and turkey on wheat bread.
Here come the poopies.
~ Anonymous
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National Bad Poetry Day ~ August 18th THE CONTEST Winners Revealed!

The day that reminds us all that it’s good to try writing poetry. Good poetry? Not necessary, there is a day out there just for you!

And the winner for original composition is

Liz Morath’s “The Basket”

The Basket

Seemed intrusive and out of place
Sharpe edges of straw jutting from its misplaced seams
A wrangle and tug of the stubborn lid
Unforgiving mold- not easy to drop in an opportune local
Ever reminding of summer’s easy flair
My new found love- my pocket book

~ Liz Morath

 

In the category of existing poetry we thank Wendy Bousfield for nominating the winning poem by John Keats.

I stood tip-toe upon a little hill

I stood tip-toe upon a little hill,
The air was cooling, and so very still,
That the sweet buds which with a modest pride
Pull droopingly, in slanting curve aside,
Their scantly leaved, and finely tapering stems,
Had not yet lost those starry diadems
Caught from the early sobbing of the morn.
The clouds were pure and white as flocks new shorn,
And fresh from the clear brook; sweetly they slept
On the blue fields of heaven, and then there crept
A little noiseless noise among the leaves,
Born of the very sigh that silence heaves:
For not the faintest motion could be seen
Of all the shades that slanted o’er the green.
There was wide wand’ring for the greediest eye,
To peer about upon variety;
Far round the horizon’s crystal air to skim,
And trace the dwindled edgings of its brim;
To picture out the quaint, and curious bending
Of a fresh woodland alley, never ending;
Or by the bowery clefts, and leafy shelves,
Guess where the jaunty streams refresh themselves.
I gazed awhile, and felt as light, and free
As though the fanning wings of Mercury
Had played upon my heels: I was light-hearted,
And many pleasures to my vision started;
So I straightway began to pluck a posey
Of luxuries bright, milky, soft and rosy.

A bush of May flowers with the bees about them;
Ah, sure no tasteful nook would be without them;
And let a lush laburnum oversweep them,
And let long grass grow round the roots to keep them
Moist, cool and green; and shade the violets,
That they may bind the moss in leafy nets.

A filbert hedge with wildbriar overtwined,
And clumps of woodbine taking the soft wind
Upon their summer thrones; there too should be
The frequent chequer of a youngling tree,
That with a score of light green breth[r]en shoots
From the quaint mossiness of aged roots:
Round which is heard a spring-head of clear waters
Babbling so wildly of its lovely daughters
The spreading blue bells: it may haply mourn
That such fair clusters should be rudely torn
From their fresh beds, and scattered thoughtlessly
By infant hands, left on the path to die.

Open afresh your round of starry folds,
Ye ardent marigolds!
Dry up the moisture from your golden lids,
For great Apollo bids
That in these days your praises should be sung
On many harps, which he has lately strung;
And when again your dewiness he kisses,
Tell him, I have you in my world of blisses:
So haply when I rove in some far vale,
His mighty voice may come upon the gale.

Here are sweet peas, on tip-toe for a flight:
With wings of gentle flush o’er delicate white,
And taper fingers catching at all things,
To bind them all about with tiny rings.

Linger awhile upon some bending planks
That lean against a streamlet’s rushy banks,
And watch intently Nature’s gentle doings:
They will be found softer than ring-dove’s cooings.
How silent comes the water round that bend;
Not the minutest whisper does it send
To the o’erhanging sallows: blades of grass
Slowly across the chequer’d shadows pass.
Why, you might read two sonnets, ere they reach
To where the hurrying freshnesses aye preach
A natural sermon o’er their pebbly beds;
Where swarms of minnows show their little heads,
Staying their wavy bodies ’gainst the streams,
To taste the luxury of sunny beams
Temper’d with coolness. How they ever wrestle
With their own sweet delight, and ever nestle
Their silver bellies on the pebbly sand.
If you but scantily hold out the hand,
That very instant not one will remain;
But turn your eye, and they are there again.
The ripples seem right glad to reach those cresses,
And cool themselves among the em’rald tresses;
The while they cool themselves, they freshness give,
And moisture, that the bowery green may live:
So keeping up an interchange of favours,
Like good men in the truth of their behaviours.
Sometimes goldfinches one by one will drop
From low hung branches; little space they stop;
But sip, and twitter, and their feathers sleek;
Then off at once, as in a wanton freak:
Or perhaps, to show their black, and golden wings
Pausing upon their yellow flutterings.
Were I in such a place, I sure should pray
That nought less sweet, might call my thoughts away,
Than the soft rustle of a maiden’s gown
Fanning away the dandelion’s down;
Than the light music of her nimble toes
Patting against the sorrel as she goes.
How she would start, and blush, thus to be caught
Playing in all her innocence of thought.
O let me lead her gently o’er the brook,
Watch her half-smiling lips, and downward look;
O let me for one moment touch her wrist;
Let me one moment to her breathing list;
And as she leaves me may she often turn
Her fair eyes looking through her locks auburne.
What next? A tuft of evening primroses,
O’er which the mind may hover till it dozes;
O’er which it well might take a pleasant sleep,
But that ’tis ever startled by the leap
Of buds into ripe flowers; or by the flitting
Of diverse moths, that aye their rest are quitting;
Or by the moon lifting her silver rim
Above a cloud, and with a gradual swim
Coming into the blue with all her light.
O Maker of sweet poets, dear delight
Of this fair world, and all its gentle livers;
Spangler of clouds, halo of crystal rivers,
Mingler with leaves, and dew and tumbling streams,
Closer of lovely eyes to lovely dreams,
Lover of loneliness, and wandering,
Of upcast eye, and tender pondering!
Thee must I praise above all other glories
That smile us on to tell delightful stories.
For what has made the sage or poet write
But the fair paradise of Nature’s light?
In the calm grandeur of a sober line,
We see the waving of the mountain pine;
And when a tale is beautifully staid,
We feel the safety of a hawthorn glade:
When it is moving on luxurious wings,
The soul is lost in pleasant smotherings:
Fair dewy roses brush against our faces,
And flowering laurels spring from diamond vases;
O’erhead we see the jasmine and sweet briar,
And bloomy grapes laughing from green attire;
While at our feet, the voice of crystal bubbles
Charms us at once away from all our troubles:
So that we feel uplifted from the world,
Walking upon the white clouds wreath’d and curl’d.
So felt he, who first told, how Psyche went
On the smooth wind to realms of wonderment;
What Psyche felt, and Love, when their full lips
First touch’d; what amorous and fondling nips
They gave each other’s cheeks; with all their sighs,
And how they kist each other’s tremulous eyes:
The silver lamp,—the ravishment,—the wonder—
The darkness,—loneliness,—the fearful thunder;
Their woes gone by, and both to heaven upflown,
To bow for gratitude before Jove’s throne.

So did he feel, who pull’d the boughs aside,
That we might look into a forest wide,
To catch a glimpse of Fawns, and Dryades
Coming with softest rustle through the trees;
And garlands woven of flowers wild, and sweet,
Upheld on ivory wrists, or sporting feet:
Telling us how fair, trembling Syrinx fled
Arcadian Pan, with such a fearful dread.
Poor Nymph,—poor Pan,—how did he weep to find,
Nought but a lovely sighing of the wind
Along the reedy stream; a half heard strain,
Full of sweet desolation—balmy pain.

What first inspired a bard of old to sing
Narcissus pining o’er the untainted spring?
In some delicious ramble, he had found
A little space, with boughs all woven round;
And in the midst of all, a clearer pool
Than e’er reflected in its pleasant cool,
The blue sky here, and there, serenely peeping
Through tendril wreaths fantastically creeping.
And on the bank a lonely flower he spied,
A meek and forlorn flower, with naught of pride,
Drooping its beauty o’er the watery clearness,
To woo its own sad image into nearness:
Deaf to light Zephyrus it would not move;
But still would seem to droop, to pine, to love.
So while the Poet stood in this sweet spot,
Some fainter gleamings o’er his fancy shot;
Nor was it long ere he had told the tale
Of young Narcissus, and sad Echo’s bale.

Where had he been, from whose warm head out-flew
That sweetest of all songs, that ever new,
That aye refreshing, pure deliciousness,
Coming ever to bless
The wanderer by moonlight? to him bringing
Shapes from the invisible world, unearthly singing
From out the middle air, from flowery nests,
And from the pillowy silkiness that rests
Full in the speculation of the stars.
Ah! surely he had burst our mortal bars;
Into some wond’rous region he had gone,
To search for thee, divine Endymion!

He was a Poet, sure a lover too,
Who stood on Latmus’ top, what time there blew
Soft breezes from the myrtle vale below;
And brought in faintness solemn, sweet, and slow
A hymn from Dian’s temple; while upswelling,
The incense went to her own starry dwelling.
But though her face was clear as infant’s eyes,
Though she stood smiling o’er the sacrifice,
The Poet wept at her so piteous fate,
Wept that such beauty should be desolate:
So in fine wrath some golden sounds he won,
And gave meek Cynthia her Endymion.

Queen of the wide air; thou most lovely queen
Of all the brightness that mine eyes have seen!
As thou exceedest all things in thy shine,
So every tale, does this sweet tale of thine.
O for three words of honey, that I might
Tell but one wonder of thy bridal night!

Where distant ships do seem to show their keels,
Phoebus awhile delayed his mighty wheels,
And turned to smile upon thy bashful eyes,
Ere he his unseen pomp would solemnize.
The evening weather was so bright, and clear,
That men of health were of unusual cheer;
Stepping like Homer at the trumpet’s call,
Or young Apollo on the pedestal:
And lovely women were as fair and warm,
As Venus looking sideways in alarm.
The breezes were ethereal, and pure,
And crept through half closed lattices to cure
The languid sick; it cool’d their fever’d sleep,
And soothed them into slumbers full and deep.
Soon they awoke clear eyed: nor burnt with thirsting
Nor with hot fingers, nor with temples bursting:
And springing up, they met the wond’ring sight
Of their dear friends, nigh foolish with delight;
Who feel their arms, and breasts, and kiss and stare,
And on their placid foreheads part the hair.
Young men, and maidens at each other gaz’d
With hands held back, and motionless, amaz’d
To see the brightness in each others’ eyes;
And so they stood, fill’d with a sweet surprise,
Until their tongues were loos’d in poesy.
Therefore no lover did of anguish die:
But the soft numbers, in that moment spoken,
Made silken ties, that never may be broken.
Cynthia! I cannot tell the greater blisses,
That follow’d thine, and thy dear shepherd’s kisses:
Was there a Poet born?—but now no more,
My wand’ring spirit must no further soar.

~ John Keats

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From the Cadenced Roar of the Waves

From the Cadenced Roar of the Waves

From the cadenced roar of the waves
and the wail of the wind,
from the shimmering light
flecked over woodland and cloud,
from the cries of passing birds
and the wild unknown perfumes
stolen by zephyrs
from mountaintops and valleys,
there are realms where souls
crushed by the weight of the world
find refuge.

~ Rosalia de Castro
(Translated by Kate Flores)

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Take Your Poet to Work Day!! (Random Day #1)

Hey Ho Poetry Campers! Look at us, here, in July! As promised this is the first of our four random “make-up” days.

Even better, I recently learned that TODAY is Take Your Poet to Work Day, celebrated the third Wednesday in July and touted as the most fun day for poetry on the planet!

Check out:

Take Your Poet to Work Day


You should especially check out the printable coloring book complete with poets you can adhere to popsicle sticks to more easily accompany you to work!

I’m taking Shel Silverstein and my new friend Rosalia de Castro who is featured for your first random day. Please feel free to send pictures of you and your poet on a stick!

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Poet Vote Out Now!

The poet vote and annual survey has gone out. Please take a few moments to let me know how the poetry celebration was for you this year! Happy Spring!

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Closing out April

And here we are at the close of another April, with the door to the merry month of May ready to open. Thank you all for a wonderful month. The four poems I owe you will appear at random sometime between now and next April. I hope you enjoy the scattered magic they bring.

The poet-vote will go out later today or tomorrow. Please take a moment to fill it out or shoot me an email with your thoughts from this season. Thanks for being here with me once again.

Happy Spring!

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