Category Archives: Tax Day Limericks
Tax Day Limericks!
Tax Day Limericks! The limerick’s callous and crude, Its morals distressingly lewd; It’s not worth the reading By persons of breeding – It’s designed for us vulgar and rude. On the chest of a barmaid at Yale Was tattooed … Continue reading
Belated Tax Day Limericks!
Thank you all for your patience with my tax day blunder! Life has been turned upside down a bit lately, but better late than never! Congratulations once again to our winners: Danielle, Dan, Barb, Dave, Joann, Lorie, Stacey and Janet … Continue reading
Tax Day Limericks
There once was a young man from Lyme Who married three wives at a time When asked, “Why a third?” He replied, “One’s absurd, And bigamy, sir, is a crime!” There once was a fellow named Brian Who was bitten … Continue reading
Apologetic limerick!
And please enjoy this poem from one of our dedicated readers upon learning about this morning’s delay: No limericks on tax day, how absurd! But, technical issues occurred. She tried all she could As we know she would. Our poetrypimp … Continue reading
Tax Day Limericks!
There once was a barber named Ware Who was sadly allergic to hair. When customers called, Unless they were bald, He would sneeze them right out of the chair. Ogden Nash There once was a silly young … Continue reading
Tax Day Limericks
And now, it’s time for (nearly) everyone’s favorite, tax day limericks! For those of you with delicate sensibilities, or if you just plain dread the limericks; then please turn away now and tune back in tomorrow for our regularly scheduled … Continue reading
Tax Day Limericks!
Tax Day Limericks!! Love ’em or hate ’em ~ here they are: Tax Day Limericks! Here are neatly turned odes of small span, Much concerned with our bodily plan, And the intercorporeal Highly sensorial Love-life of woman and man. There … Continue reading
Tax Day Limericks!!
There was a young fellow from Boise Who at times was exceedingly noise. So his friends’ joy increased When he moved way back east To what people in Brooklyn called Joise. (John Straley) A lusty young wench … Continue reading
Tax Day Limericks!!
That’s right, it is everyone’s favorite, Tax Day Limericks!! Let’s lighten the mood a little shall we? Those with delicate spam blockers or delicate sensibilities may choose (or may have it chosen for them) not to continue. The limerick is … Continue reading