Thank you all for your patience with my tax day blunder! Life has been turned upside down a bit lately, but better late than never!
Congratulations once again to our winners:Â Danielle, Dan, Barb, Dave, Joann, Lorie, Stacey and Janet !!
And without further adieu, it is time for everyone’s favorite TAX Day Limericks! (Except of course for those of you that don’t like them). If you are not a fan, or are easily offended, please skip this one and return tomorrow to our regularly scheduled program 🙂
A cute secretary, none cuter,
Was replaced by a clicking computer.
T’was the wife of her boss
Who put this deal across;
You see, the computer was neuter.
~ Ogden Nash
As the natives got ready to serve
A midget explorer named Merve,
“This meal will be brief,”
Said the cannibal chief,
“For the chap is at most an hors d’oeuvre!”
~ Ed Cunningham
God’s plan made a hopeful beginning
But man spoiled his chances by sinning.
We trust that the story
Will end in God’s glory;
But, at present, the other side’s winning.
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
There was a hillbilly named Shaw
Who envied his maw and his paw.
To share in their life
He adopted his wife
And became his own father-in-law.
~ Ogden Nash
And the rest from “Anon”
There was a young lady from Pecking
Who indulged in a great deal of necking.
Which seemed such a waste,
Since she claimed to be chaste –
This statement, however, needs checking.
There was a young man of Belgrade
Who slept with a girl in the trade.
She said to him, “Jack,
Try the hole in the back;
The front one is badly decayed.
Under the spreading chestnut tree
The village smith he sat,
Amusing himself
By abusing himself
And catching the load in his hat.
When the judge, with his wife having sport,
Proved suddenly two inches short,
The good woman declined,
And the judge had her fined
By proving contempt in the court.